iHateSignLady
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Registered: 03/28/09
Posts: 22
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| | 11/03/09 at 08:25 PM | Reply with quote | #31 |
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Dear Lord Baby Jesus,
Can you please help me out because I have a small problem with the society I live in. I am tired of people complaining and getting offended over nothing. We are raising a group of people who dont want dodgeball in schools. The way we are going I think all sports will be banned from schools because the fat kids who dont make the team will be offended. What happened to the good days when a person was able to laugh at themself and have a good time?
Love,
Ihatesignlady
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Mr_Lucky
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Registered: 12/31/08
Posts: 618
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| | 11/03/09 at 11:29 PM | Reply with quote | #32 |
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Quote: Originally Posted by iHateSignLady
Dear Lord Baby Jesus,
Can you please help me out because I have a small problem with the society I live in. I am tired of people complaining and getting offended over nothing. We are raising a group of people who dont want dodgeball in schools. The way we are going I think all sports will be banned from schools because the fat kids who dont make the team will be offended. What happened to the good days when a person was able to laugh at themself and have a good time?
Love,
Ihatesignlady
you are correct - you have a small problem. Imagine all the crap that I have to listen to daily from kids in school who didn't study and want a good grade to those unemployed and living on their relatives to the truely needy people in the Sudan who are being killed just because they believe in me.
If you're upset about dodgeball being banned from the schools then I suggest you run for school board so you can change all those rulings. I get prayers from those fat kids all day long; help me not to get laughed at; help me to avoid temptation they pray while stuffing their mouths with potato chips. Heck even the school board members prayed for guidance and when I tried to intervene they did what they wanted to anyway.
As for the good ole days when people could laugh? Hey I've got the best sense of humor in the Universe I created Dan Sielo didn't I? Need i say more?
Look signlady I'd love to continue this but in these few seconds I've gotten over 1 million more complaints (I mean prayers) and I haven't met my miracle quota today.
So the best advice I can give is to love those around you, take time to smell the roses and no matter what the spread don't pick the Bucs this year - I'm telling you I'm NOT gonna intervene on behalf of Tampa Bay because I'm still upset about that Devil Ray thing.
Signed, lord Baby Jesus
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theodore337
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Registered: 11/02/09
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| | 11/15/09 at 02:36 PM | Reply with quote | #33 |
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Hate to break this to you but Baby Jesus was a fable made 1000 years before the fable started.
You can still belive in God and a higher power, but the Jesus story was adapted 1000 years before.
Tim Tibow has no clue who he is praying to.
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Mr_Lucky
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Registered: 12/31/08
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| | 12/12/09 at 08:23 AM | Reply with quote | #34 |
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Dear Lord,
Please intervene and allow Tim Tebow to win the Heisman Award this year. I know you've got a lot on your mind but wouldn't it be fun to hear Timmy give You credit on national TV.
Plus it would really piss Sileo off knowing that honest, respectable, humble people like Tebow can get ahead in this world.
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theodore337
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Registered: 11/02/09
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| | 12/12/09 at 07:20 PM | Reply with quote | #35 |
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Lucky,
I guess you dont listen to Sileo.
I dont know how many times I have heard him say that his is the best player in college, maybe ever.
He wants Tibow to Win the Heisman.
Why would Sileo be pissed if the Heisman Award stayed in the state of Florida?
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